Ask not what your twitter can do for you, ask what you can do for your twitter.

Lately I have been experiencing writers block like no other. I started this blog as a creative outlet, as being hysterical and incredibly good looking all the damn time doesn’t pay the bills, what a shame. I truly enjoy writing about my daily antics, off putting perspective, and interacting with my fellow bloggers (hayyy ladies!). Having said that, in a few weeks, I am going to the Outer Banks, and I am taking a week off. THERE. I said it - A full week. However, if you would be interested in doing a guest post, email me yo! (Here are my blog stats if you need a little motivation.)
In other news, those of you who follow me on twatter have probably noticed a recent spike in the number of twatter tweets I twerp out. I have had a twitter for years. YEARS I say. But it wasn’t until recently that I found this group of secret underground hilariousness that tweet pure comedic gold. And, some of them are attractive, which makes me giddy and go “Weeeehehehe” when they respond to me. So, in light of my new and rediscovered love of Twitter, I have privileged you all with illustrations to accompany some of my recent tweets. Please enjoy.