Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

It's funny how a change in careers, if you can call it that, can take your life, turn it on its head, and spank it like a bad school girl. Going from the classic corporate carousel into the wild life of working in a bar (no, seriously) has had quite the impact on my day to day activities. My sleeping hours are usually from 3:30AM-12PM (for the record, I am writing this blog post at 2:51AM. Just sayin.) I drink anywhere from 3-7 days a week - remember when I had properly functioning organs? Good times. But on the upside, I am making about is much dough as I was with my corporate gig, and I have met some pretty awesome people. I wish that I could tell some of the stories that I have collected whilst working at this establishment, but most of them are self incriminating and will have to wait a few years down the road.

As I have been away from my little lemons for so long, I thought I would do a quick wrap of some thoughts I have been meaning to share.

• Glitter is the new black.
• There has never been a greater show to invent a drinking game to than Killer Karaoke. Fah realz. 
• February is my detox month, and I will not be partaking in any alcoholic beverages, or any other forms of inebriation. GUH.
• I am strongly considering taking the child of Kim & Kanye and the child of Jay Z & Beyonce and breeding them together, creating the ultimate celebrity power house.
• Rebel Wilson is only 27? I love that sister gem, but girl needs some work. 
• I still think you should call me, maybe.

Enough about me... HA kidding. I do have some pretty awesome news to share with you all though. I was approached to do a podcast! What? Someone wants to record me talking about this that and the other for the masses to listen? You are darn tootin. Having said that, I would love everyone's input! What kind of topics would you like to hear about? What kind of guests would spark your interest?