F Yeah Friday

It's Friday, Friday, gonna get down on Friday. Literally. Today I have an interview for a babysitting gig - yes, not only do people trust me with their children, they pay me! It's cray. After that, I have many an errand to run with of my best buds that I met at work, Holly, or as I like to call her - Holland. Fact: I don't really like you that much until you have a nickname. (How many of you are re-evaluating our friendships?) Thus, this addition of F Yeah Friday is brought to you by me pretending like I lead a busy, important and celebrity lifestyle - all lies. Errands and activities include but are not limited to:

• Going to the bank to see how much money we don't have and then withdrawing said funds for further spending into the night.

• Purchasing of alcoholic beverages. This will include Verdi - best and cheapest champagne EVER. Seriously. Ever. We pop bottles because it makes us feel classy... despite the $5 price tag. Yerp.

 

 

• Venturing into Pentagon City Mall... on a Friday. If you have done this, you know what kind of hood rats we are up against in the Forever 21 line. COME AT ME BRAH.

 

• And then, the day drinking begins! Mmmwaha. Day drinking happens to be one of my favorite sports.

 

• Then we get ready for the night. After day drinking, one must master the art of drunk primping. Beginners: beware of black eye shadow. This is not your friend. We do not want you to look like an reject of the Rock of Love.

  

• After getting all RuPaul-ed, we go out to dinner/drinks (this means we share an appetizer and try all of the cocktails) and then woop the night up on the town making bad decisions. Come join us. It's fun over here. 

 

•  &&& Tomorrow, all I can say is...

  

 

•  So until Monday...