I’m the opposite of home sick, I’m sick of being home.


Side note –  are you guys loving this gif streak as much as I am? Also, this is actually a real life pictorial of myself. After entering what I thought was the 10th hour of a hangover, I thought to myself – “hey self, I’m going to go ahead and guess that you are actually sick.” I medicated myself heavily and awoke the next day wanting to launch myself out of my window and splatter onto the grey cinder blocks below. Hopping in my car and popping over to the lovely people at the emergency room (Seriously – you all are a bunch of ass holes. I have health insurance and speak English – act accordingly). After a very early morning struggle, we came to the resolution that I have a strain of Mononucleosis and Laryngitis – I use the word “we” because it was a group effort. Not only am I dragging like a pair of testicles on a geriatric man in a sauna, but my throat feels like I chewed and then swallowed a cup and a half of glass. To top it off, I also have a wisdom tooth coming in. Happy happy joy joy.

Is it safe to say that Ren & Stimpy are the original booty clapping twerk team? I like to think so. In other news, my producer over at Guest House Radio is about ready to slit my throat (even though it feels like that has already been done) because of my ailments and bazaar schedule. Until I get my act together, pop over to their website, visit their Mixlr to get in on the next one and check out their Sound Cloud to hear some of their previous podcast.


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