Is this Big Ang from Mob Wives? Why no it isn't! It's princess Kim Kardash that has blown up faster than Jessica Simpson at a county fair. Yes, she is pregnant, and no, I don't care.
It just feels so right. I almost don't words. Almost. Sorry B, maybe your temporary face spasm into what I can only imagine is her best impression of Jay-Z coming to climax makes me jolly to the depths of my soul.
Here lies some of the best D-Lister stars, coming together, and singing a song about mayo. SORRY. Miracle whip, also known as the leftover residue that Lance Bass releases into socks every night after fapping away to pictures of Andy Cohen. Just a hunch.
Moral of the story, look in the mirror and feel good about yourself today. Because if you're reading this, then I already know you're awesome. Lemon Life lessons. It's a thing.